I get by with a little help from my friends.

There's 1 second left in the game and the Giants are about the win the Super Bowl, beating the undefeated-til-now Patriots. I know there are a lot of heartbroken Pats fans out there and I am sorry for rubbing it in but YAY GIANTS!! No one thought they even had a chance to win! I love rooting for the underdog. Unless the underdog is Duke.

Anyway I was looking for something and I found my old blog from years ago. And I was reading some of the posts, and one of them was an old IM conversation with one of my friends from college and it's just too hilarious to not repost here so I can come back and read it whenever I want. It might not make sense to most people, or to anyone, but still, it's freaking funny.

(03:25) jonnyWOOhah: hola poproxhox
(03:25) hollyhox110: hola jonnywoooooooooooooooooooooooohah
(03:25) jonnyWOOhah: wooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaah
(03:26) jonnyWOOhah: how are you?
(03:26) hollyhox110: hola jonnywoooooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(03:26) hollyhox110: bueno
(03:26) jonnyWOOhah: what ya been up to?
(03:26) hollyhox110: partying like a rock star, kicking a little ass
(03:26) hollyhox110: �y tu?
(03:26) jonnyWOOhah: oh, of course
(03:26) jonnyWOOhah: should have known
(03:27) hollyhox110: and shibbying
(03:27) jonnyWOOhah: i'm in charlotte right now
(03:27) hollyhox110: sweeeet
(03:27) jonnyWOOhah: i was in chappy hill last night
(03:27) jonnyWOOhah: i saw damien in woody's
(03:27) hollyhox110: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
(03:27) hollyhox110: awwww damien! i heart him
(03:27) jonnyWOOhah: we talked about you, of course
(03:27) hollyhox110: you did?
(03:28) jonnyWOOhah: you heart him, that's good 1
(03:29) jonnyWOOhah: just that you're great and
(03:30) jonnyWOOhah: neither of us have seen you in a while
(03:30) jonnyWOOhah: we miss you
(03:30) hollyhox110: i think i've seen damien since i've seen you
(03:30) hollyhox110: just kidding
(03:30) jonnyWOOhah: wow
(03:30) jonnyWOOhah: haha
(03:30) jonnyWOOhah: just picture 2 drunkasses in woody's going "we wish morgan was here!"
(03:31) hollyhox110: awwwww
(03:31) hollyhox110: thats so cute!
(03:31) jonnyWOOhah: how's the graphic designing coming along, creative one
(03:32) hollyhox110: just wonderfully
(03:32) hollyhox110: hows the porn coming?
(03:32) jonnyWOOhah: haha
(03:32) jonnyWOOhah: i get it, "coming"
(03:32) jonnyWOOhah: well, we're on hiatus right now
(03:32) hollyhox110: hahahhahahaha yeah thats how i meant it
(03:32) hollyhox110: i get it "hiatus"
(03:36) jonnyWOOhah: have you seen the previews for this week's friends yet?
(03:36) hollyhox110: yes!!!
(03:36) jonnyWOOhah: what is that all about?
(03:37) hollyhox110: ross + rachel better not be getting married or i'm never watching it again!
(03:37) jonnyWOOhah: i know right
(03:39) jonnyWOOhah: they were NOT on a break1
(03:39) hollyhox110: i know!
(03:40) jonnyWOOhah: are you black yet?
(03:40) hollyhox110: hmmmm not really
(03:40) jonnyWOOhah: hmmm hehe
(03:40) hollyhox110: i got a tattoo
(03:41) jonnyWOOhah: really?
(03:41) jonnyWOOhah: of what?
(03:41) hollyhox110: my whole left arm is covered, its naked women and skulls and pirate ships
(03:41) jonnyWOOhah: wow awesome
(03:41) hollyhox110: just kidding
(03:41) jonnyWOOhah: be serious, you weirdo
(03:41) jonnyWOOhah: haha
(03:41) hollyhox110: a tiny little horses head on my left side hip
(03:41) hollyhox110: its all black
(03:42) hollyhox110: like a silouhette or whatever
(03:43) jonnyWOOhah: oh cool
(03:43) hollyhox110: too bad you don't live in wilmington anymore, its fun here
(03:43) jonnyWOOhah: haha shut up!
(03:43) hollyhox110: haha
(03:43) jonnyWOOhah: i want to see the horsey head
(03:43) hollyhox110: some really cool people moved in across the hall from me
(03:43) jonnyWOOhah: like chandler and joey cool?
(03:44) hollyhox110: they're married, but they're friends with me
(03:44) hollyhox110: and i can walk in their apt. w/o knocking
(03:44) hollyhox110: and we get coffee together a lot
(03:44) jonnyWOOhah: wow that's so sweet
(03:44) hollyhox110: and we're going to london next week
(03:44) hollyhox110: one of our other friends is getting married
(03:44) jonnyWOOhah: nuh uh?!
(03:44) jonnyWOOhah: really?
(03:44) hollyhox110: if you were here you'd probably slap me
(03:44) hollyhox110: i'm just being a smart ass
(03:44) jonnyWOOhah: oh ok
(03:44) hollyhox110: sorry
(03:45) jonnyWOOhah: that's ok...i still luv ya
(03:45) jonnyWOOhah: i should be there this weekend
(03:45) jonnyWOOhah: are you going to be around?
(03:45) jonnyWOOhah: "around"
(03:45) hollyhox110: yes, i'll be back from london by then
(03:46) jonnyWOOhah: excellent
(03:46) jonnyWOOhah: get me one of those cool hats
(03:46) jonnyWOOhah: i'll see what i can "get my hands on"
(03:46) hollyhox110: you "do" that
(03:47) jonnyWOOhah: have you seen the sweetest thing yet?
(03:47) hollyhox110: nooooooooooo
(03:47) hollyhox110: or spiderman
(03:47) hollyhox110: or batman
(03:47) hollyhox110: or robin
(03:48) jonnyWOOhah: superman's been out since '78 and you still ain't seen it?
(03:48) hollyhox110: i like to wait until the movie's older than me
(03:48) jonnyWOOhah: i understand
(03:48) jonnyWOOhah: sunday i'm going to hilton "head" with jud
(03:49) hollyhox110: you mean "jud"
(03:49) jonnyWOOhah: we're painting someone's house
(03:49) jonnyWOOhah: yeah, that's the one
(03:49) hollyhox110: sweeeeeet
(03:49) jonnyWOOhah: we get to live in their beach house for a wk while we paint
(03:49) hollyhox110: jud that i only meet when i'm drunk or he's drunk?
(03:49) jonnyWOOhah: yeah, that jud
(03:49) hollyhox110: thats awesome
(03:49) jonnyWOOhah: it'll be like american pie 2
(03:49) hollyhox110: with lesbians!
(03:52) jonnyWOOhah: hold on a few sex, my sister's calling me
(03:52) hollyhox110: mmm hmmm "sister"
(04:02) jonnyWOOhah: i don't think so.....
(04:02) jonnyWOOhah: you meant SEX
(04:02) hollyhox110: hahaha
(04:02) jonnyWOOhah: i wish i could make your comp. there scream sex every time i typed it in
(04:03) jonnyWOOhah: SEX
(04:03) jonnyWOOhah: SEX
(04:03) jonnyWOOhah: SEX
(04:03) hollyhox110: hahahhaha shut up
(04:03) jonnyWOOhah: whoa
(04:03) hollyhox110: you're making me laugh at work
(04:03) jonnyWOOhah: oh
(04:03) jonnyWOOhah: sex
(04:03) jonnyWOOhah: shhhhhhhhh
(04:03) hollyhox110: SHUT UP
(04:03) hollyhox110: hahhahha
(04:04) hollyhox110: ass
(04:04) jonnyWOOhah: ass-sex
(04:04) hollyhox110: woot!
(04:05) jonnyWOOhah: my name is woohah. jonny woohah.
(04:05) jonnyWOOhah: i'd like an LIT please. shaken, not stirred.
(04:06) hollyhox110: hahha are you drunk?
(04:06) jonnyWOOhah: no i wish
(04:06) hollyhox110: me too
(04:06) hollyhox110: not you
(04:06) hollyhox110: me
(04:06) hollyhox110: well, me too
(04:06) jonnyWOOhah: i think i have a caffeine buzz from all this coke...aine
(04:06) hollyhox110: hahahha shut up i can't stop laughing
(04:06) jonnyWOOhah: good
(04:07) hollyhox110: not good
(04:07) hollyhox110: i'm supposed to be working!
(04:07) hollyhox110: ass
(04:07) jonnyWOOhah: sex
(04:09) jonnyWOOhah: i had one last night at woody's...they were on special
(04:09) jonnyWOOhah: it was gross
(04:09) hollyhox110: ewww
(04:09) jonnyWOOhah: wait, i had 2 though
(04:10) hollyhox110: so they were gooooood
(04:11) jonnyWOOhah: well, more cheap than good
(04:11) hollyhox110: whats not to like? vodka = good
(04:11) hollyhox110: tequila = good
(04:11) hollyhox110: triple sec = good
(04:11) hollyhox110: gin = good
(04:11) hollyhox110: i can't remember what else is in it but you get the point
(04:12) jonnyWOOhah: custard...good
(04:12) jonnyWOOhah: whipped cream...good
(04:12) jonnyWOOhah: beef...good
(04:12) hollyhox110: hahahh good
(04:12) hollyhox110: i was hoping you'd get it
(04:13) jonnyWOOhah: i always "get it"
(04:13) hollyhox110: i know
(04:13) jonnyWOOhah: i'm talking about sex, if you know what i mean?
(04:13) hollyhox110: i "know what you mean"
(04:14) jonnyWOOhah: we ALWAYS know what you mean, joey
(04:15) hollyhox110: ummmm dammit
(04:15) jonnyWOOhah: dammit what?
(04:16) hollyhox110: i can't complete the transaction
(04:16) hollyhox110: did you get oceans 11 on dvd?
(04:17) jonnyWOOhah: no not yet, i'm sure gonna thought
(04:17) jonnyWOOhah: minus the T
(04:17) hollyhox110: mmmmmhmmmm meeee toooo
(04:19) jonnyWOOhah: so why can't you complete the transaction?
(04:19) jonnyWOOhah: if you know waht i mean
(04:19) hollyhox110: http://millennium.fortunecity.com/sherwood/734/tea.html
(04:19) hollyhox110: ummm because i have a wooden leg
(04:19) jonnyWOOhah: will this site explain to me why
(04:20) hollyhox110: no
(04:20) jonnyWOOhah: shut up, what are you talking about?
(04:20) hollyhox110: thats about LIT's i thought the headline was funny
(04:20) jonnyWOOhah: now i'm laughing
(04:20) hollyhox110: i'm just being stupid
(04:21) jonnyWOOhah: i know, i love you
(04:22) jonnyWOOhah: i "do"